Never work with eggs or children

Merry Christmas from the sweatshop!

At last, an xmas ecard I'm actually keen to send to my friends. The copy reads:

"Here's a piece of festive charm, a little christmas bear

He has a little santa hat and santa boots to wear

His little christmas present has been sewn on to his paws

In a sweatshop in Manila where they lock the fire-doors"

Crikey! It's Christmas!