Wednesday, February 22

At Microsoft, we are not robots!

Being a Mac user now, I don't get the same Microsoft spam I used to, so I've only just discovered Microsoft Max, released late last year.

I love that the Microsoft Codename Max homeys feel the need to proclaim "We are not robots." on their homepage.

Come on, you're not fooling anybody...


  • Only a true robot denies his or her androidity;

  • Humans would end that sentence with an exclamation point, not a full-stop;

  • You've seen Blade Runner Director's Cut, right?

  • Bill programmed you to repeat that phrase just a little too often;

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