If I'd been an Imperial Stormtrooper, and I'd been on duty the night Chewbacca was brought in on-board the Death Star, you know the first thing I would have done?

I would have sedated him with that black floating droid with all the syringes, and then I would have taken to him with the electric clippers. Let's see how feisty that big furball feels when he wakes up with a natty speed stripe shaved all up one side and down the other. Or a mohawk, though that would take some time.


I guess it's because it was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, where they don't do buck's parties.

And how come Princess Leia was never tempted to braid all that wookie hair on the long interstellar journeys? How adorable would he have looked with some plats tied off with a ribbon or two?

Final thought: did Saddam look more like a wookie, or more like an evil santa, when they pulled him out of that little dusty hole? You be the judge.