Own your own Pope

...and why not? Hitler did, they say.

My dad has decided to auction some very good photos he took of the Pope when he and mum were there on holiday a couple of years ago. With the old guy on his last legs for surely the last time, Dad figures this is the ideal time to cash-in when the inevitable media vultures swoop down to cover the expiry of the Papal Use By Date.

I've offered to fake Il Papa's autograph if Dad wants to do a limited edition run of prints, but Dad reckons I should buy the rights to the photos first and do them myself. Damn, you're good, Dad. I'm not half the bargainer you are!