5. (At the zoo...) Can we go and see the Oryx, Daddy?
4. Daddy, the Neanderthal kills the hairy rhino with his spear, and then he cuts his fur off with the spear, and eats his meat!
3. Opening a conversation with another three year-old with "Did you see the sabre-tooth cat chasing the mammoth?" instead of "Did you see The Incredibles"?
2. Waking up first thing in the morning with "Mummy, are the animals awake yet?"
And coming in at Number One...
1. Mummy, you and Daddy did mating to make me, didn't you?
Monday, February 28
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