Sunday, January 9

Warmer, fuzzier blog

To placate the powerful whining bleeding-heart humanist lobby amongst my enormous readership (now in two digits) I've taken the drastic step of renaming my blog from "Why am i surrounded by idiots?" to "Why are you and i surrounded by idiots?"

By including you in the upper rung with me, you now share the burden that superiority brings; I hope you're up to it.

Don't waste too much time wondering if it's actually you I'm referring to in the title, and not one of my nine other readers. It certainly wouldn't occur to any of them, they're just not that bright.

You, on the other hand, well... you may prove useful.

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